Jen's StephanJenkins.com: Ask Wooby!

Name: Candice
Email: SwissMiss425@hotmail.com

:	I got 3 questions: Why does stephan like wearing those fury coats? Is he arachniphobic? If not what's he scared of?
:	They're not furry coats, they're feathery. Ostrich feathers, to be sure. And it makes him feel like a natural woman. Who said you could ask more than one question? In vino, veritas, Ruby

Name: Brit
Email: Paparoach0432@cs.com

:	This guy online gave me a yahoo sn that he said was supposed to be Stephan's. Is there any truth to it? He said the name was Third_Eye_Blind and i looked at the profile, and its all filled out with Stephan's name and everything. Is it just someone being stupid? or is it really him. Also...how old is Stephan?
:	Yes that's his. Would you like to buy some stock in a start-up dotcom? How about a bridge? only $20. It's a pretty orange-red and it conveniently connects San Francisco to Marin County. It pays itself off in 10 trips. Come on, whattya say? In vino, veritas, Ruby

Name: Jess
Email: NovUrsula@aol.com

:	Last year I read an article that said 3eb performed at Hofstra University in New York. I go to the University of San Francisco, and I'm thinking this Catholic university really needs a performance from Third Eye Blind. What does it take to make this happen?
:	You obviously haven't been saying enough Hail Mary's and The Big Cheese has forsaken you. I would suggest you check with the Pope to see what he can throw down to get that party started. Don't worry, if 3eb has ties with anyone, it's the Vatican and PJP-Tre. In vino, veritas, Ruby

Name: erica
Email: bellastar9@prodigy.net

Hey, Wooby! I was just wondering if you've ever met Stephan becuase I've loved the band for years, but I've just recently gone on websites and people make it seem like the band is a bunch of assholes. I was going to say
something to Stephan at the Breathe concert last Saturday, but I had second thoughts because I did'nt want my perfect image of him to be shattered. Please give me a positive response!Thanx, Erica

He's recently quit smoking, so beware, the demon in him may no longer be dormant. There are kits available at local drugstores that measure ovulation cycles, so next time you want to say hi to Stephan, you can read what his hormone levels are and then take the appropriate precautions, necessary. I have a whip if you need one.

In vino, veritas,
Ruby

Name: nick
Email: djpoverty@hotmail.com

:	could you tell me a bit about the new album. PLease bear in mind i know nothing at all about it, apart from the fact it's scheduled to be released spring 2002. thanks a lot.
:	Please bear in mind that no one knows shit at this point so stop asking. In vino, veritas, Ruby

Name: Catherine
Email: cs3ebfan@hotmail.com

:	I have heard many rumors that Stephan is either gay or bi-sexual. Is there any evidence to prove these rumors, or are the rumors just stupid comments?
:	I think the people starting the rumors are getting him confused with Richard Simmons. No biggie. Common error. In vino, veritas, Ruby

Anonymous

:	Hi Wooby, I'm gonna get a tattoo of stephan's face on my body somewhere and below it I want to put a lyric from a 3eb song, but I need help deciding which lyric. could you give me some suggestions?
:	Oh dear. How about "this could be my big mistake"? In vino, veritas, Ruby

Name: renee
Email: omnigirlie@yahoo.com

:	What's up with 3eb fan mail? I really want to send a letter/email to the guys (especially Stephan) but have no address. Do you have one? Do they read their email?
:	Especially around this time of year, the US Postal Service likes to help get mail where it needs to go if you don't have the full address. Usually it's to the North Pole but they can make some exceptions for special cases. You need to use a thick red crayon and write to: Third Eye Blind San Francisco, CA Make sure you write the S backwards. In vino, veritas, Ruby

Name: Joseph Taylor
Email: Grazhoper10@hotmail.com

My question is one of where can I get the sheet music (piano-vocal) for
"Deep Inside of You" and "Slow Motion." I've been waiting for either song to be printed but they have never some into print. I know that Stephan
Jenkins probably has no control over what songs of his are decided to go
into print but maybe you could tell me if he would send me a copy of the
scores to both songs. Or, what I could do to get them. I play "Never Let
You Go" on the piano and everyone requests those two songs aswell.

According to my list here, you've been nice this year. Only naughty people get favors from Stephan. better luck next year.

In vino, veritas,
Ruby

Name: Joey Ducote
Email: jducote@hotmail.com

Hey Wooby, I have a question about the 3EB Dragons and Austronauts tour. They were gonna play in New Orleans but the show was canceled do you know hy this happened?? and do you know if they will play there again?? thanks JOEY

They were actually very excited to be playing that show. They were walking
around the streets of New Orleans that morning when a very large man in a gorilla suit tempted Stephan with plastic beads if only he would show him his tits. We all know Stephan is not the type to be disappointing any
primates. Brad, Tony and Arion thought this would be a good show and made themselves comfortable with a bowl of dirty rice and jambalaya. So Stephan flashed him his big ones. It turned out the man in the gorilla suit was an undercover cop doing a sting operation and Stephan was taken in for public indecency. It's a very little known fact that this is how the city got it's nickname of "The Big Easy".

In vino, veritas,
Ruby

Name: Steve
Email:

:	Okay wooby, i understand you won't accept anyone's marriage proposals but how about some meaningless hot passionate sweaty sex every now and then??
:	We all know my attention span is very short, especially when it comes to relations. If only you had left your number or some kind of contact information, you mighta gotten lucky. But alas, your time has passed. In vino, veritas, Ruby

Name: Whit
Email: SJs3ebChic@hotmail.com

:	What do you think Stephan's reactions are to the groupies? ex. The ones where they stood outside his hotel room naked.
:	It's not easy being Stephan Jenkins, but someone's got to do it. In vino, veritas, Ruby

Anonymous

:	I just recently got into Third Eye Blind and I had the opportunity to meet Stephan Jenkins but I turned it down. I'm not overly familliar with their matieral and I didn't want to sound unknowledgable to his face. What should I say to him if I get a next time?
:	You should let him know how much you like that Smooth song he did with Santana. Let me know how it goes! In vino, veritas, Ruby