ARIES
(March 21 to April 20)
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Aries
are a lot of fun. They are full of self confidence and have an
abundance of energy, physical as well as creative, and are usually one
step ahead of themselves, which is why they usually are always tripping
over their own feet. They are highly sexual and romance is a must.
Without it they are like the dog without the bone, the child without the
Sega or Babe Ruth without his bat. They will stand up for a cause
they believe in and fear no opponent. They are very direct and
honest. They are usually go-getters and anti-procrastinistic unless
there is something contraindicatory in their chart. They start many
projects, sometimes all at the same time, and do not always finish what
they have started, not because they are irresponsible, lazy or rude - they
just get plain bored and want to move on to something new. Aries
love adventure and can get as excited as a child on Christmas morning over
anything that interests them.
+ keyword confidence
- keyword self-centered
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TAURUS
(April 21 to May 20)
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The
first thing that stands out most noticeable in a Taurus is their
down-to-earth nature and that they are the first one to arrive at the
dinner table. If it's one thing Taureans don't do it's miss a meal!
Taureans are dependable and loyal and one of the most stable signs of the
zodiac. If a Taurus commits to do something then you can count on
them. Taureans do not usually have a temper unless one pushes them
into a corner then they come out charging. Some Taureans can go for
quite a while without losing their temper, it depends on their overall
chart, but push a Taurus too far and he will come charging at you horns
down. Not even a Scorpio stands a chance against mad Taurus.
Another downfall of the Taurus is their stubbornness. Leos, Scorpios
and Aquarians can be fixed and on the stubborn side but Taureans take the
cake, and if left laying around will eat the cake as they have a sweet
tooth! Taureans love the earth that is why so many of them are into
gardening or growing things. Jack's beanstalk was probably grown by a
Taurus. They have the green thumb of the zodiac. Getting
covered in dirt is therapeutic for a Taurus. Taureans are not much for
conversation, answering questions with as few words as possible - they
just want to be left alone preferring to graze peacefully in the pasture.
They are not into popularity contests so if you want him, you will have to
seek him out! Taureans aren't the nervous, high-strung, nail-biting type.
They take things as they come and do not usually get all bent out of shape
over things.
+ keyword loyal
- keyword stubborn
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GEMINI
(May 21 to June 21)
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If
you have recently met someone who talks a lot or asks one too many
questions or is full of trivia information, chances are this person has
Gemini prominent in their chart. They are the bumble bees of the
zodiac gathering bits of information from one place and dropping it in
another. So if you want to know the answer to a trivia question, ask
a Gemini. They are, however, great conversationalists and have a
great sense of humor, although sometimes on the dry side. The symbol
for the sign Gemini is the Twins because Geminis have been known to act at
times as though they have a split personality which can be exciting as
when everyone else has got one relationship, you've got two-you just never
know ahead of time which one you will be dealing with at a particular
moment. Geminis are quick-thinkers and are pros at wisecracking their way
out of a difficult situation. A Gemini can change his food likes and
dislikes, clothes or his mind about anything ten times in one day.
This is because of their changeable personality. Today he will like
pizza, tomorrow he will refuse to eat that "crap." A dead
giveaway of a Gemini is that when talking to you their eyes dart all over
the place like pinballs. Geminis are restless and find it hard to
sit in one place for long. They are constantly on the move, or
constantly rearranging furniture. They get bored very easily so the only
time they are not doing something is when they are sleeping. They like to
keep busy, like the bees coming and going into the hive! Geminis (like
Virgos) usually look much younger than they actually are. This is because
they are both ruled by the planet Mercury which in astrology is the symbol
of youthfulness.
+ keyword witty
- keyword high-strung
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CANCER
(June 22 to July 22)
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Cancers
are great for saving money for a rainy day. They have special hiding
places too. It could be in the shoe in the closet, at the bottom of
the kleenex box or in the glove box of their car. They are also
great homemakers, making their homes a warm and comfortable place to
visit. Cancers are very family oriented and enjoy family gatherings and
the holidays. Most Cancers love to cook and are quite good at it.
They may be a bit shy at first but once they get to know you they are very
warm people. Their worst fault is that they are ruled by the Moon
and can become quite moody with the changing phases of the moon,
especially around the time of the full moon. A key word for the moon
is change and Cancer's moods are quick to change - one day inviting you in
their home to eat the goodies they baked and the next day not feeling like
answering the door when you come back for more of their home cooking.
Cancers are also very sensitive and you will know when you have hurt their
feelings because they will just stop talking to you, i.e. the "silent
treatment". If you go in your neighbor's kitchen cabinet
and see 20 cans of baked beans, 30 rolls of toilet paper and 15 cans of
crushed tomatoes you will know they have Cancer prominent in their chart.
They want to be prepared should their be a food shortage! When a
snowstorm is coming, they are also the first ones in line at the
supermarket to stock up.
+ keyword caring
- keyword childish
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LEO
(July 23 to August 22)
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Leos
are warm-hearted generous souls. They have a commanding air about
them that makes their presence known. They can be very fixed and
stubborn. The are very good at role-playing and can pretend to be
whoever they want to be or whoever they think others want them to be,
which is why Leos make great stage performers and actors/actresses.
Leos can be self centered, so one has to be careful if they are a Leo or
if Leo is prominent in their chart not to always feel their wants are more
important than other people's wants or they will be labeled selfish,
caring only about their own interests. They are proud which can be
their downfall for they are reluctant to admit failure and too proud to
ask for help when needed. Leos are usually content and as cuddly as
a kitten but boss them around one too many times or act disrespectful and
the purring kitten will turn into a roaring lion. With a Leo,
flattery will get you everywhere. They love to take hold of center
stage and give advice whenever they can and will sulk when things do not
go their way. The lion does things on a grand scale and can be very
generous. Vanity is their downfall. They like to be the center
of attention and want to be adored, appreciated and put on a pedestal.
If they get the respect they desire then are very generous and there isn't
anything they wouldn't do for you. They love children and are very
involved in parenting their children but one thing is for sure, step on
the offspring of a Leo and they will tear you limb from limb. A Leo
can reprimand and embarrass their own children but dare you try to do the
same and you are dead meat for the lion to eat.
+ keyword generous
- keyword arrogant
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VIRGO
(August 23 to Sept. 22)
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Virgos
are the neatnicks of the Zodiac. If you have ever put something down
only to have it disappear soon after there is probably a Virgo in the
area. There are two types of Virgos - the somewhat more organized
one and the messy one. With the messy Virgo, it is an organized mess
and they know where everything is. Test them. Move the TV
channel changer from the bottom of a pile of clothes, scattered books,
empty Coke bottles and Doritos and they will immediately ask,
"Where's the channel changer that was on the bottom of a pile of
clothes, scattered books, empty Coke bottles and Doritos?" In
that pile of worn, dirty clothes on the floor is the wardrobe of a
meticulous dresser. The messy Virgo will simply select his daily
attire from the pile (Oh, God, not the underwear too? Yes, the underwear
too!) He may look a bit wrinkled but everything will be color
coordinated! The organized Virgo will sling their clothes over a
chair or in a basket and compile a daily wardrobe from there (and they
will always wear clean underwear!). Virgos tend to be worriers.
They are great with details and do well in service oriented careers.
They can be overcritical and picky. Virgos are also very interested
in diet health matters and usually has tried just about every new vitamin
pill or herb that has hit the market. Whether it is a new diet
program, quick weight loss pill, or vitamin, the Virgo is the first in
line for it!
+ keyword worker
- keyword overcritical
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LIBRA
(Sept. 23 to October 22)
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Libras
are intellectual and socially aware. They never show up empty-handed
and put a lot of thought into the gifts they give others. They want
to keep everyone happy so life sometimes for them is like a balancing act,
tending to their own needs and then sacrificing their needs to keep
someone else happy. Usually Libras do not like discord unless their
is something contradictory in their chart. Libras need to have a
relationship and feel incomplete without one. They are good at
analyzing others and therefore make good psychologists. Fairness is
very important to a Libra and is content as long as all things are equal.
They will work hard as long as their partner also work hard. If a
Libra male is working on his house his mate would be wise not to sit
around watching Oprah as this is one of the rare occasions the Libran
temper will flare. One of Libras downfalls is the inability to make
a decision. The Libra will swing one way, then the other, then back
again. Libras make great mediators as they can usually see both sides of
an issue. Libras are always seeking balance with their sense of
logic and the weighing of all possibilities. They appreciate art and
have a talent for decorating. Libras have a sweet tooth and many
prefer to have their sweets before meals or in lieu of a meal!
+ keyword fairness
- keyword indecisive
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SCORPIO
(October 23 to Nov. 22)
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Scorpios
radiate a sense of power and intrigue. They like to maintain control
and are perfectionists - worse than Virgos. They find it hard to
trust people always feeling like everyone is out to screw them. They
have little respect for the shoddy work of others and therefore prefer to
perform their own repairs and renovations. They are a natural when
it comes to working with tools where they are extremely handy, resourceful
and skilled. They have a knack for refurbishing old, worn out things such
as old cars, furniture and old faces (plastic surgeon) making them like
new again. They are always looking for a bargain and usually find
it. They are into recycling and conservation. Scorpios will
help a friend in need once but do not ask them a second time as they will
expect you to take care of the problem yourself this time. Weakness
and incompetence are not words in the Scorpio's dictionary. Scorpios tend
to be controlling and at their worst manipulating. They can actually
get panic attacks at the thought of something being out of their control.
They sometimes are not willing to give the other people in their lives the
power to make their own decisions. This tendency is because they
feel they know what is best for everyone and then try to "take
over" situations and people. Scorpios are so penetrating in
their insight into other peoples' motives that they usually do know what
is best for everyone! This over-controlling tendency, however, can lead to
resentment from those who dislike being made to feel like they are a
puppet on the end of Scorpios strings. Scorpios are great troubleshooters
and make good researchers and investigators.
+ keyword resourceful
- keyword revenge
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SAGITTARIUS
(Nov.23 to December 21)
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Sagittarians
can be best explained by the symbol representative of this sign - the
Archer. Sagittarians will shoot their arrows in the form of extreme
bluntness with a smile. They will greet you with "Are you
getting shorter or have you just put on a few pounds since I last saw
you?" Or if they see you eating a bit too much, instead of
distracting you from the deadly food, they will comment, "Filling up
your saddle bags?" And with this comment suddenly you lose the desire
to eat for the moment. They are totally unaware of what comes out of their
mouths. They think they are the most considerate people. If
every Weight Watchers and Diet Workshop had a few Sagittarians hanging out
slinging comments at the enrollees, weight loss would probably increase
because people take the Sagittarians comments so seriously it actually
motivates them to do something about it, as long as the Sag keeps firing
the arrows to have a longer lasting effect. They are attracted to
politics and gambling and they love to travel. When they are not at
City Hall or the race track they are on a plane. They do have a
tendency to exaggerate but they are so charming and smiling it is easy
enough to overlook this tendency! They are optimistic and usually are very
lucky. When they are in dire straights help always comes even at the
final hour. Sagittarians are very lovable and likeable so you can't
stay mad at them for long - until they blurb out the next comment!
+ keyword honesty
- keyword bluntness
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CAPRICORN
(December 22 to Jan. 20)
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The
best person to save money is the Capricorn. They want to feel secure
and not dependent on others in old age so they amass money and possessions
as the way to achieve this security. They can squeeze the buffalo
off a nickel and end up with filet mignon on the dinner table.
Capricorns usually live to be so old "they don't die they just fade
away." They make great businessmen/women and bankers.
Capricorns are also very ambitious and like to get to the top of their
chosen career and they are quite capable of maintaining their position at
the top because of their organizational ability, dependability, high work
ethics and love of money! They take their responsibilities very serious
which is why they make valuable employees. The reason the goat symbolizes
Capricorn is if you get too close to the top of their mountain they will
knock you off with their horns! Capricorns are the ones who will
remind you that you forgot their raise. Capricorns, because they are
status conscious, will rarely marry beneath themselves. So if you
work in a produce department as a picker don't expect to marry the manager
of the store if he/she is a Capricorn. Capricorns are practical and
organized. They are security and career-oriented and their ambition
for success usually ensures that they achieve some level of authority in
their chosen field. Capricorns can have a tendency towards
depression and negative thinking, worrying about security and money all
the time. Capricorns usually aren't without money because when
opportunity presents itself they willingly grab it.
+ keyword ambitious
- keyword stingy
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AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 to February 19)
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The
Aquarian is the person who is dying to meet you, could be very attracted
to you, but they will act cool as a cucumber and indifferent to maintain
their individuality. Aquarians are stubborn and once their mind is
made up nothing is going to change it except if they chose to change it.
They are very friendly but in a detached sort of way; they want to
be friends with everyone. If you are dating an Aquarian this could
present a problem as they just want to be your friend and friendship is
the basis of love. They enjoy conversation with others but without
the emotion (unless they have a lot of water in their chart). It is
because the Aquarian travels to the beat of his/her own drum that makes
them stand out in a crowd and are highly individualistic. Aquarians are
complex cookies and they enjoy being this way as it maintains their
individuality. Aquarians like making new friends and are forever
analyzing others. They love a riddle or a mystery about someone and
won't rest until they solve it. An open book would bore them to
death. Aquarians love people and therefore everyone is special - the
barber, the girl at the checkout counter at the grocery store, the teller
at the bank, the landlord's grandmother, the toll booth attendant.
Sometimes, though, Aquarians can OD on people and become so exhausted from
the conversation and overstimulated nervous system, that they seek
solitude to recharge their batteries! Most Aquarians don't take to
marriage like a fish does to water. You may have to trick them down
the aisle with something like,"Honey, we've been invited to a wedding
on Sunday and please be sure to wear a tux!" If you do marry an
Aquarian, be sure you understand their philosophy and their requirements
in a relationship - they need plenty of space, to be able to come and go
freely, don't ask for a detailed description of where they have been, and
DON'T ever let him/her know you tricked him/her into matrimony!
Aquarians have some of the longest engagements in the World Book of
Records!
+ keyword friendly
- keyword indifference
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PISCES
(Feb. 20 to March 20)
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Pisces
are the psychic sponges of the zodiac. They are so tuned into others
feelings it borders on psychic ability. They are highly intuitive often
getting "hunches." They are extremely sensitive and when they
are stressed out about something they prefer to seek solitude and hide.
This isn't to be rude but to protect their very delicate emotional
sensitivity from further bombardment. Pisces are gentle people and usually
it is the harshness of life and the ups and downs we all have getting
through one day to the next that makes them want to dowse their feelings
in alcoholic beverages to get away from it all. A well-grounded
Pisces with a strong Saturn or personal planets in earth signs in their
chart can offset this tendency. If you need a shoulder to cry on there is
no shoulder bigger than a Pisces' shoulder. They can empathize with
your misfortunes and they truly feel bad for your dilemma, so bad that
sometimes they will need a drink. Pisces are shy and like to remain
in the background unless there is something else prominent in their chart
to contradict this trait. They are very intuitive and creative.
Many musicians and artists are Pisces. And if you have met someone
and they give you the most romantic cards and gifts then you know they
have Pisces prominent in their chart for Pisces love romance, aromas,
flowers, cards and music to set the stage, to get lost in the moment. Many
Pisces are gifted dancers. Most Pisceans do not pursue a life of ambition,
power, status and money - this is reserved for the Capricorn! Pisces
look at the world through rose-colored glasses because to look any other
way is too harsh for a Pisces. They prefer the peacefulness of a
dream world, far from reality which is too painful to face. If one
is a writer or actor/actress then this escape into fantasy can be
productive.
+ keyword empathetic
- keyword procrastination
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